Do not write upon my wall;
I do not check it. Not at all.

I am a thousand email that flow.
I have a landline don’t you know.

I am a mobile call away.
I am a voicemail checked each day.

When you fill out a small status stub,
We could be talking in the pub
Away from walled gardens and odd advertisements.
I am the freedom from zombie and pirates.

Do not visit my profile and poke;
I am not there, and would rather we spoke.

source: http://jedidiah.eu/